Ok…. Firstly and foremostly; allow me to clear up the name:
The Fag Casanova.
Unfortunately I am neither interesting nor stylish enough to be homosexual nor am I stupid or angry enough to be homophobic. This was an insult hurled at me in the toilets of a particularly rough pub in my home town of Leeds when I had the dandyish notion of washing my hands and looking in the mirror after ‘using the facilities’ and it tickled me so much that it has stayed with me ever since.
No… Alas; I am just an average Northern heterosexual man-child of average height/intelligence with bad hair and teeth who smokes too much, drinks more than his share, likes funk, wears corduroy, daydreams about monkeys (alot), tries to write, enjoys a good read, dances like a deranged Giraffe trying to escape a straitjacket, eats far too much ice-cream and attracts shenanigans…..But don’t let that put you off just yet.
My real name is Gareth Aveyard, Here I am:
(See, I wasn’t lying about the hair)
I’m *ahem* in my twenties and the words I put on these pages came from my brain; I hope you enjoy them or at the very least ignore them politely.
If you’d like to contact me, or just to send me random insults (please don’t) my email address is: firstname.lastname@example.org